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Programmhilfe
19. Mai 2009, 07:23
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Tele, die TV-Programmzeitschrift, führt den nach eigenen Angaben „cleversten Elektronischen Programm-Guide (EPG) der Schweiz“ ein. Und tatsächlich, aktuell wird eine Sendung am höchsten bewertet: Die Sendepause auf Eurosport. Wahrlich ein guter Tipp!

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Wie erkläre ich es meinem Kind?
14. Februar 2009, 11:37
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Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.

And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic only), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Quelle: ritholtz.com



Wall Street Comic
2. Dezember 2008, 13:38
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rip



Bankenkrise – das Spiel
21. Oktober 2008, 16:13
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Bank of Jamaica says..
10. Oktober 2008, 23:04
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Yeah – chill and relax! Was haben die wohl da drüben geraucht?! 😉

Quelle: Big Picture Blog



Fun Part 2
9. Oktober 2008, 19:29
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Fun in bad financial times
7. Oktober 2008, 22:31
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Yes, there are still people out there having fun – or at least be very ironic:

First, a quote from a trader at the NYSE:

This is what I call the ‚P. Diddy market’…You’d save money by doing the Diddy: renting a yacht, and sailing it full of party people, come back in a month or two, and you would have saved money.

Bob Pisani on CNBC

Second, new terms about the stock market:

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

BROKER — What my broker has made me.

…(for more, please visit blog indicated)

Barry Ritholtz in his blog ‚the big picture‘